that is the lebanese

موضوع: that is the lebanese الخميس أبريل 12, 2007 10:39 am

You know u r Lebanese when...
>>
>>1) You constantly mix Arabic, French, and English when speaking
>>Okay
>>merci kteer, yallah bye!", "HI kifak ca va ")
>>2) You call a night club "a Night" and Dunkin' Donuts "theDunkin'"
>>3) You won't drive anything that's not a Mercedes, BMW, or Hummer
>>4) You could always use another pair of sunglasses
>>5) You get plastic surgery at least once in your lifetime
>>6) You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out
>>7) You think you are better than everyone just because you are
>>Lebanese
>> Cool

You are so "class"
>>while everyone else are "nawar"
>>9) You say you hate all Khaleejis but you'll go work in Saudi
>>Arabia
>>or
>>Dubai in a heartbeat
>>10) Syrians are the butt of all jokes
>>11) Your family "owns" at least one Sri Lankan servant
>>12) You can't do anything in life unless you have a wasta"
>>(connections)
>>13) You have about 40 cousins
>>14) You have at least one relative named George,Ali, Elie,Ahmad,
>>Tony,
>>Marc or Hussein
>>15) All your aunts want to hook you up with a guy/girl they know
>>16) Family gatherings are filled with gossiping and cat-fights,
>>where
>>the women hang out in the kitchen and the men sit and discuss
>>politics
>>17) You are constantly talking about the latest Hayfa Wehbe news
>>18) You have relatives smuggling diamonds in West Africa
>>19) You bought your driver's license
>>20) You don't have a job but you drive an SUV and upgrade your cell
>>phone every month
>>21) You only buy something if it is expensive enough, because the
>>higher the price the better the quality, right?
>>22) You dress like you're going clubbing all day everyday, probably
>>because you do.
>>23) If you are a Lebanese girl you give the look of death to
>>another
>>girl who looks better than you
>>24) Your aunt is always asking when she can belly dance at your
>>wedding
>>25) When you arrive at an airport you find like 20 relatives
>>waiting to
>>greet you
>>26) You always curse Lebanese people when you are in
>>Lebanon,but when you live abroad you only make Lebanese friends
>>27) The men always fight over who pays thedinner bill
>>28) You teach Westerners all the Lebanese swear words
>>29) You have to keep explaining to Westerns that Beirut is not just
>>a drinking game
>>30) Your refer to other Lebanese guys as "Cuz" "ya man" or "Bro"
>>31) Your extended family is over your house all the time,
>>discussing the
>>latest family drama
>>32) There is no such thing as quiet time
>>33) You know there is another meaning for "kiss" and tease"
>>34) At least one conversation a day is about being Lebanese
>>35) You think wearing a leather jacket during the summer is cool
>>36)You are alwaysright!
>>37)Your eighth wonder of the world is Haifa Wehbe
>>38)Always say "ensa" for every thing you dont know

موضوع: رد: that is the lebanese الخميس أبريل 26, 2007 5:53 am

Always say "ensa" for every thing you dont know
شكراً إبن جبشيت
تحياتي

موضوع: رد: that is the lebanese السبت أبريل 28, 2007 2:50 pm

very nice

thank you ebn jebchit